Bryan Brandt

Wallabies. That's my inspiration this week so if you've got a project that has anything to do with wallabies, you've come to the right place.

I'm Bryan, nice to meet you, you're looking amazing today. Before I have you sold on my A+ manners and all my creative energy and farsighted enthusiasm, or hey maybe even my portfolio and services! let's just first get past the disadvantages of hiring me. Most importantly my schedule operates around my biological whims and I'm a procrastinator extraordinaire, meaning you'll pretty much never get ahold of me when you're looking for me and "deadlines" to me is just another word that rudely exaggerates false threats against our mortality. Also I may or may not know anything about what I'm doing.

Not a big deal? You're still with me? Excellent 'cause I get the job done eventually and my very reasonable fees could be worth the risk and did I mention that I really love what I do? I really love what I do. In the words of Mark Twain, "Find a job you enjoy doing, and you will never have to work a day in your life." So please let me not work another day in my life in exchange for your money.

What do I do exactly? Glad you asked, I almost forgot this part. I'm a pretty proficient programmer specializing in custom web solutions focused on turning crazy ideas into almost tangible internet reality. Mad skills include losing track of time and burying myself alive under lines and lines of elegantly coded PHP, Python, Ruby, Javascript, HTML, CSS. Experienced in Wordpress, Magento, Photoshop ++ with a preference for Laravel projects even if every semi decent programmer thinks it's hyped rubbish. (It is. It also gets you up and running in half the time.) Throw at me whatever framework you prefer though, your preference is my preference from the minute you hire me.